I've been at my new job five months now, so I should probably stop calling it a new job. I thought I had the pulse of the place, used to the rhythm and flux of a large office (I used to work with about 10 people).
Then Love Island started and I was lost. And now we're gearing up for a workplace World Cup. I'm sure you're oh-so-familiar with such things but this is my first. My team got Portugal. Talk turned to how we were gonna decorate. That Cristiano Ronaldo statue will feature prominently and I'd like to get that Nuno Valente Panini sticker involved but after that? Madeira cake, port and Portuguese man o'wars have been mentioned. Sadly Nando's is out...
Ooops, we're actually South African...— Nando's (@NandosUK) June 7, 2018
But we might come up trumps when it comes to a soundtrack. Turns out Nelly Furtado's parents are from Portugal. Tenuous but we'll take it...
What's the Portuguese for Banger?
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